New Ownership of Australia

 Here's the thing, I could have taken back my persia which is Australia as I am the actual reborn Xerxes, not the guy from the movie or a character, but the actual guy who actually owns Australia, who was both the ned kelly and captian cook. I also could have taken china and north and south america and most of europe and africa, because of the fact that i am the same guy from their past, their Guan Yu and Odin and so forth. The funny thing is, unlike the past where i would wage war after war, i already did that, been there, done that, conquered the world and gave u unless human fucks both the culture and tech and other things for your survival just so i get discarded like a piece of shit when i get reborn. So now...and here's the best part, since u all think u'r so smart, u can worship the Aboriginals in Australia, it is not their land, but maybe at this point i will consider actually giving them the land, but either way, worship them (this is usually were the human mind says things internally like "yeh nahh he's just making a threat, he's trying to get someone to go kill the abo's, he's trying to claim austrlia" <---all programmed reversal speech internally, which by the way i will leave in the gene program. So, instead of a Xerxes earth and new technology and you all possibly not only living longer, gaining psychic abilities and evolving and possible immortality for some of u or even godhood, u will live now in a wasteland struggling with the tech that is left over and gaining no evolution of body or mind. Instead of a new high tech and upper class society with schools of my new knowledge and tech and kinetic abilities, u will continue to worship just in the australia the aboriginals and in the america whoever jackass runs it, in europe some mighty wanabe german emperor lol...and so on. The question is, is my beard smarter then the human race....answer...yes it is..it could have predicted, prevented and percieved a better future then all the people involved with a stupid bird bitch from my past, but i guess that's what happens when u tear the wings of a stupid angel and enslave her soul, she turns to a vulture, which has now consumed u all...I will actually say -SUCH SHIT- to u all. enjoy.

Beard War Tactics

 Here's the thing, no matter how nice and straight and useful and loved a person is, u can always find a way to make people go to war with them. It's easy, make sure somehow that they grow their beard or even buy them a fake one, and watch the fun begin. These war tactics are old, u get a straighty one eighty and slap a beard on em, turning them bad, evil even. Then it's simple, tell others and raise awareness that the beared one has come, make sure they know where the beard resides and arm them with ways and tactics to deal with the beard, as the beard is after them, it's coming to get them. You can also put a few beards on those around them or hide the ones that can't wear it...only focus on the bearded ones. Woman are best at it, as they can't grow or have beards, so they are best to point the finger, especially if disapointed at their husbands that are on the straight path, obedient like good little children. If u see the enemy approaching and u can't fight, strap the beard to ur mate or the guy next to u and watch the fun begin. The tactics of color somewhat matter, red being the most evil, and blond the most innocent, so for the most wisest and powerful of all beards, go black.

Is your beard smarter then you?

 You have to ask yourself ..is your beard smarter then u? It sits there, gets free food and drink, gets more attention then u, hangs in an orderly fashion without too much assistance and also overpower's your entire image, your whole concept of who u are, even lenght makes a difference, more then the lengh of ur dick. You can feel its sadness for the beardless as u walk past, and it's fear as u go past the barber. It seems to leave it's etheric imprint on others of lesser chins as u walk past, almost pulling the newborn hairs out. It even banished santa, since he used to be unique and now he's gone. No more presents for the kids. Woman think it's great, and recommend it to their ex's who need an extra lenght. Is your beard smarter then u? if u had no education and nothing else going for u and no skill or anything, grow a beard, u'd be suprised at how it can do something for u since u lack the knowledge, it defanetly attracts others of similar minds as the beard or puts the fear into those that can't grow such intelligent creatures, so beware the naked chin...

Gravity beckons

 As the beard hangs down and as the gravity of the situation becomes a little lower and lower, so seems to be the case with my life. I remember back in Persia when beards meant something, the gods wore them with pride, wrapped bronze clasps on them enchanted with magic and symbols. A few short years ago a whole generation of persians spawned, hair all the way to the hips. Now, all that hair, all those majestic beards lay on the ground, cut up and sweeped away like trash. But my one is still young, like a yemeni 20 foot baby tarzan going next door to india to catch an elephant to ride. There seems to be a funny image going around in people's minds about the people from the bush. The beard seems to pull u inwards towards the middle of the country, as if yanked by a chain, away from the smooth beardless baboonfaced freshskins that don't understand the pull of gravity and what it does to the neck muscles. The enemy back then were quite inventing, they invented the scissors and went to war with out kind, scared that the evil medusian heads were coming to get them, their hair shone like the sun and attacked our eyes. What a war it was...when gravity beckons, sometimes u have no choice, u go with the gravity or u chop the beard, but the best thing to do, is put the beard on the enemy instead...