Beard War Tactics

 Here's the thing, no matter how nice and straight and useful and loved a person is, u can always find a way to make people go to war with them. It's easy, make sure somehow that they grow their beard or even buy them a fake one, and watch the fun begin. These war tactics are old, u get a straighty one eighty and slap a beard on em, turning them bad, evil even. Then it's simple, tell others and raise awareness that the beared one has come, make sure they know where the beard resides and arm them with ways and tactics to deal with the beard, as the beard is after them, it's coming to get them. You can also put a few beards on those around them or hide the ones that can't wear it...only focus on the bearded ones. Woman are best at it, as they can't grow or have beards, so they are best to point the finger, especially if disapointed at their husbands that are on the straight path, obedient like good little children. If u see the enemy approaching and u can't fight, strap the beard to ur mate or the guy next to u and watch the fun begin. The tactics of color somewhat matter, red being the most evil, and blond the most innocent, so for the most wisest and powerful of all beards, go black.