Is your beard smarter then you?

 You have to ask yourself ..is your beard smarter then u? It sits there, gets free food and drink, gets more attention then u, hangs in an orderly fashion without too much assistance and also overpower's your entire image, your whole concept of who u are, even lenght makes a difference, more then the lengh of ur dick. You can feel its sadness for the beardless as u walk past, and it's fear as u go past the barber. It seems to leave it's etheric imprint on others of lesser chins as u walk past, almost pulling the newborn hairs out. It even banished santa, since he used to be unique and now he's gone. No more presents for the kids. Woman think it's great, and recommend it to their ex's who need an extra lenght. Is your beard smarter then u? if u had no education and nothing else going for u and no skill or anything, grow a beard, u'd be suprised at how it can do something for u since u lack the knowledge, it defanetly attracts others of similar minds as the beard or puts the fear into those that can't grow such intelligent creatures, so beware the naked chin...